Top Five Reasons You Should See Rantoul And Die This 4th Of July Weekend

Haven't come out yet to see the play The Hollywood Reporter calls "devastatingly funny!" and Tom Waits calls "A rant of the highest magnitude"? Well, we thought we'd remind you just why you need to run, not walk, to see this theatrical masterpiece from the mind of the people who brought you Two and a Half Men.

Ahem. Drum roll please. And now, we present to you...

The Top Five Reasons You Should See Rantoul and Die this 4th of July Weekend

5. It's just plain patriotic.
Our forefathers didn't sign the declaration of independence all those
years ago so you could just sit in your backyard with a beer and watch some fireworks. Exercise your independence! Which includes your right to laugh until you cry and the beer you drank during intermission comes out of your nose.

4. Dilly Bars for everyone!
What's better on a hot summer day than an icecream bar from Dairy
Queen? Can't think of anything can you? That's because there's nothing better. Nothing better in the world. So indulge yourself. Take a dilly bar or two or ten. Seriously, we've got so many we're practically giving them away. Take our dilly bars, please!

3. It beats staying home watching Law and Order with your cats.
No offense, Mr. Whiskers.

2. Seriously, what else do you have to do?
I'm just saying.

And the number one reason you should come see Rantoul and Die this 4th of July weekend is...

1. It's Free!
Join us on the 4th of July as we celebrate the closing of our show. Complimentary tickets for you and a guest all weekend! Party with us at our BBQ in front of the theater after Saturday night's performance! Great show! Great Food! And did I mention that it's free? What are you waiting for? Get your tickets today! http://www.rantoulanddie.com/